The Queen's Meme #31 ~ The What Not Meme

The Queen's Meme #31 ~ The What Not Meme

What NOT To Do when you’re…..

1. On a first date - talk about the incessant itch "down there."

2. Intoxicated - propose or accept a proposal.

3. In the shower - get on your knees.

4. At your ex’s wedding - flirt with your ex's "soon to be" bride/groom.

5. In jail - close your eyes.

6. Being stalked - Invite the person in for a drink.

7. Stuck to an igloo - Stick your tongue on the yellow block.

8. In sewing class - Make the others laugh so hard you put them in stitches!

9. Asleep in a helium balloon - Sleep walk.

10. At a birthday party for twins - Forget who's who.

11. On a nude beach - Forget your sunscreen.

12. At the opera - Snore.

13. You’re falling in love - Tell the person you're falling in love.

14. Low on gasoline in a bad part of town - Ask for directions to the nearest gas station.

15. Having a baby - Question the paternity.

16. On fire - Put gasoline in your car.

17. Lost at the mall - Ask where the nearest exit is.

18. At a single’s dance - Flash your big engagement ring!

19. Riding a bike on the Jersey Turnpike - Admit you're lost (why else would I be there?)

20. Driving your significant other's car - Sneeze on the steering wheel.

21. Being robbed at gunpoint - Ask where the person purchased their gun.

22. Kissing - Burp or smoke.

23. Paying the hotel cashier - Set up "dates" for the evening on my cell phone.

24. Buying lingerie - talk about the incessant itch "down there."

24. Commenting on a blog - be rude.

25. In Queen Mimi's dungeon - be inpatient.